How fucking ridiculous is this? How would you like people to stop you on the street and ask you "Hey, aren't you that woman in that twisty pissy pants commercial?"
http://www.tena.us/women/information-center/latest-campaigns/nothing-is-missed-30-second-version/
Anyway, the song sucks. I could have written a better song that that one.
Look at me I'm dancing without pissing my pants!
Yes I'm twisting without pissing in my pants!
I can really hold my wee while I'm dancing on TV!
But you will surely pee watching me twist on TV!
So grab yourself a Tena and come and dance with me!
Look at us we're dancing without pissing our pants!
Yes we're twisting without pissing in our pants!
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Can You Pass The Salt? No, Down Here.
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They show a version of that on channels I can get in Canada, and I find it deeply offensive...seniors (yeah, biotch, I'm one!) being treated as though they were a bunch of gibbering idiots...if I ever get to the point where I need to worry about uncontrollable sphincter issues, I'll deal with it ...but def not with this product.
Hey Tena makers, you just launched a boycott...who's senile now?
Well, I would tell you to blow it out your ass mizdarlin but considerin' you be hatin' on Tenas and Depends and shit that could get pretty messy.
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Hey, nuthin'
against Depends...they are the fave gag gift here for people retiring...can't throw out the diapers with the bath water, so to speak...
Mizdarlin has now fallen. And she can't get up.
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