OMG my BFF bought a fake ass today when we were out shopping for dresses for her wedding. It was like two foam rubber butt cheeks in a tan pair of underwear. I have never personally known anyone who would sport a fake ass until now. OMG WTF? Out of all the people I know who might pay for some ass I never expected it to be my girlfriend.
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Maybe I have finally found my niche-PussDaddy-Handmade Ass Maker.
I am having a sale in my Handmade Ass shop-buy one ass cheek get the second one free.
Buy my OOPSIE asses at a discount-they have cracks in them.
Be sure to check out my special made to order ass section-these come with cellulite and butt pimples just like your own.
My handmade asses come with a lifetime warranty. If you outgrow your ass or your ass shrinks I will replace it free.
Why make an ass of yourself when I can make an ass for you!
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OMG will our relationship ever be the same what with me knowing that my BFF actually wore a fake ass? Will I now look at her ass and wonder if it's real or rubber? Will I ever be able to see her ass and not giggle uncontrollably?
There are some things you just don't subject best friends to by doing it in their presence. And buying a fake ass is one of 'em!
PD
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Well for those of us who are (ahem!) ass-challenged just want to point out that it's no different than fake boob pillows...but lots of women freely admit to those...
OMG, it could only happen to you. And if you can ever look at her again without giggling, you're a far, far better person than me.
But what if you sit on your fake ass and it dents mizdarlin? You will have to walk around with an ass with dents in it or with one that caved in from your weight.
Maybe that is what happened Susanna-she giggled her ass of for some reason. I hope I don't giggle mine off.
If she had held that thing up and said "Does this look like it will fit?" I would have rolled on the floor laughing. It's bad enough she walked thru the store with and then walked up to me with her face ass in her hand.
PD
It would have been a real howler if she had held it up to her butt and asked you 'Do you think this makes my ass look "too" big?'
What DO you say when your friend holds up a fake ass and asks "Does this look like it will fit me?", Nature Nut?
If you say "No,it looks too small, your ass looks bigger than that." it will piss your friend off.
If you lie and say "Sure, it will fit." and she takes it home only to tell you later that it was too small and you say "Really? I didn't think your ass was that big." then that will piss her off too.
This is why you should buy your fake ass all by your damn self.
PD
OOPS, did I really say face ass up there? I meant fake ass, of course.
My friend is nice looking even if she is ass-challenged.
PD
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